We got our corner juice back

He looks like a proud father, the Bukayo is back dopamine has reached even Mikel

The word in the half time changing room is REMONTADA. PSG fans are said to be scared 🤪

Heard his brother Ad is a versatile player

Not first person to get to Sunderland and immediately want to leave, fairs

BBC Red Button + Gossip Column, iykyk

Can run this back when England win the WEUROS

Mikel finally making his dream of recreating the Sociedad midfield happen

Talent of this kid is absolutely insane

Knowing Deccers’ chronically online habits, he’s hopefully already sent this masterpiece round the changing room

The thing about Rodrygo is that if all three parties act in their own rational self-interest, they should all kinda objectively be pursuing a deal.

Would you rather he just invented stories? He can only report on what is actually happening, HOA isn’t doing the transfers himself

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Eberechi Eze to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties. Crystal Palace to receive package in excess of £60m as Eze preferred #AFC over Spurs. Arsenal win race over Tottenham, been in advanced talks for days but never sealed.

Berta v Nwaneri in a steely-face-never-smiles competition

Photo from the Puma kit era is wild

Arsenal/Arteta’s biggest problem. High volume shooters signed and still no one is shooting or creating enough shooting opportunities. Solving this genuinely might be the difference between 2nd/3rd again and winning something

Same thing for managers. This will apply to us if the Arteta Out brigade get their way

Tonali is an anagram of To Nail, which sounds like toenail. And now you know why Scholes really prefers him to Rice.

As soon as VAR brought out the Quadbox like the witching hour on RedZone, it was pretty obvious they’d find some reason to overturn it.

Elliot Anderson takes corners?