Another embarrassing defeat to end 2023. Man United fans aren't happy but our Mindfulness Centre can help with that...

So much more than a football manager ❤️

Legend! RIP

The UK officials doing what they do best, making shit decisions and taking an age to do it! Embarrassing! #EURo2024

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

Someone must have had a word with Gary lineker and co about being negative! How can they think that was a great first half!? Zero shots on target yet again. Lots to do yet.

What is wrong with Southgate!!? Why doesn't he use his bench? Embarrassing!

Salah has more goals than any other Liverpool player this season. Salah has more assists than any other Liverpool player this season. Salah wants to stay at the club. Salah needs a new contract immediately. I will begin ritual sacrifice outside of the AXA otherwise.

This is hysterical 😆😂😆 Should we all start singing to our kids to get them to clean? Will this humiliation ritual work? lol

This dude.

Amazing feeling!! Premier league champions!! YNWA

Liverpool had the titanic task of replacing a giant of a manager, their rebuilder, a man who lifted the club back to where it belongs by the sheer force of his being and belief. It’s the juncture that has floored most of the biggest clubs in the world. Liverpool are different,

Devastating news, one of my favourite players. My thoughts and wishes go to his family. R.I.P #YNWA

From the tributes from Slot, Edwards and the players, to committing to paying his kids' education for life, to bringing his family to Anfield today and to now retiring the 20, the way the club has handled the Jota situation has moved me beyond belief. Best club on the planet.

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

If you are reading Newcastle's statement tonight and still think there is a chance Alexander Isak will be joining Liverpool this summer, good luck to you. You're going to need it. I've been trying to tell you all summer what the situation was. Some of you didn't want to listen

So so boring! Hopefully second half we might see some football

Start with at least one player out of position. Look half asleep. Concede. Huff & puff without really threatening. Sub one CF for another. Concede a sloppy second. Take Konate off for a forward & move another player out of his best position. Concede a third. Gakpo plays 90 mins.