That sucked.

This also sucked.

Indeed I was not.

Dang right. x.com/Basso488/statu…

#NASCAR on dirt on a week night with a Byron in the field is like 1949 all over again. Ken Schrader was there then, too.

Wondering if I might be able to confuse the accounting people at Hendrick Motorsports to accidentally send me William Byron's checks...

Yeah. I'm nominated again. Don't hold your breath. I'm the Chase Elliott of #NASCAR Hall of Fame votes.

Thanks. I looked 102 my whole life, so actually being 102 is pretty convenient. x.com/zack_albert/st…

Thanks for the birthday wishes. And thanks to Kyle Busch for reenacting how bascially all my races ended back in the day. 👊💥

It's been in the works for years but they can't find an actor handsome enough to play me. x.com/WillisOnNASCAR…

Hook a brother up, y'all. x.com/nateryan/statu…

So...who voted for me for NASCAR Hall of Fame? I'd hate to have to haunt y'all.

You like me! You really like me!

Are you as immeasurably hardcore as newly-named NASCAR Hall of Fame inductee Red Byron? Take this quiz below to find out:

Thanks for all the congrats. Did I cry a little? Yes. And my perpetually dirty face instantly turned into a mudslide.

Hey, that's me! x.com/ESPNMcGee/stat…

Big day tomorrow. I have a speech prepared, but I'm dead. So I'm gonna randomly pick someone in the crowd & do like Patrick Swayze did to Whoopi Goldberg in "Ghost". #NASCAR

Finally, y'all.

What a stud x.com/Basso488/statu…