One can only assume that Pam Bondi is on the Epstein client list.

PROOF: Steven Cheung hasn't seen his penis in decades.

He meant fights with a salad bar. And he clearly lost those.

Lisa Murkowski saying she was 'cheated' by Trump is like the Houston Astros complaining they got cheated out of their 2017 WS Title.

You misspelled "fish dicks."

At this point, I think we can assume that all Republicans are pedophiles, and all Trump supporters are child traffickers.

Trumpers: "Put the 10 Commandments in all schools!!" Also Trumpers: "Fuck the 5th Commandment!!"

Imagine being this mentally deranged.

Wait til you see our 0% Kyle Langford plan.

Sieg Haile?

Jello.

I did Nazi that coming. (JK: I totally saw him turning full fascist).

Kristi Noem racing off to fuck Corey Lewandowski.

Dean Cain's career has been on ICE for years.

Who wants to tell Chaffetz that actual regular chess is 3 dimensional?

JD Vance is treating America like his personal couch.

Supporting convicted felons is so on point for Trump supporters.

Imagine going full Soviet Socialist to owns the libs.

I'm sure Jake Tapper is all over this.

BREAKING: Donald J. Trump has demanded that Neil Young change the song lyric "Rockin' In the Free World" to "Rockin' Out to Freebird" or he willl call up the Canada National Guard and seize their National Maple Syrup Reserve.