Made my own toothbrush out of a vintage comb, organic beeswax, and some ostrich feathers. It hurts my teeth.

He was mentally abusive and stole my wallet, but I still really miss my ex's smile.

Every time you smell bacon, a tiny baby pigglet weeps for the mother it'll never know.

Knitted a carrying satchel for my pebble collection. I'll be able to take them to parties now.

I want to be the kind of person who doesn't wait for rain to wear a full-length poncho to the mall.

Heading to a kombucha rager later tonight. Don't worry, I'll be riding my vintage bicycle.

I'm learning French so I'll be able to speak to my hypothetical husband in his native tongue.

Made a vegan cake out of carob, hempseed, and raw nutmeal. It broke my oven.

Worried my love of yoga, vegan cooking, and dream journals might be crowding out my love for a boyfriend.

It's a lot harder to see out of my windshield with all of the birds I've painted on it.

Had to quit shopping at that store because they disapproved of produce aisle meditating.

I've arranged my stuffed animals in order of most positive energy to least.

I get most of my cardio from marching against social injustice. And hot yoga.

Does anyone know of a place I can buy hugs in bulk?

Does anyone know how to find a nice boy with a love of crafting, ukulele music, and vintage scarves?

Performing my ukulele opera in the alley behind the coffee shop. Would love it if you could come.

I'm worried about the third world kids that mine my power crystals. Does anyone know of a good way to avoid Conflict Power Crystals

I'm worried that if I ever have a child, she'll have bad self esteem from having to compete with photoshoped kitten pictures on the internet

I went to a Gay Rights march today but now I'm worried that I might have hurt the feelings of well-meaning but misguided homophobes.

I'm learning French but I can't figure out how to say "Where are the best power crystals?"