Earlier today I attended the scene of a major crash in Zayed. It is unfortunate that two people have died from this incident, with one injured. My family and I pray for the save recovery of the injured and to those affected by this. The Cohortes' response was quick and effective.

Compromises are going to have to be made, don't expect to keep your position if you're inactive.

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I want to wish a very happy Rosh Hashanah to the great Jewish people in Gaul. ✡️💙

The streets of Gaul are getting safer by the day. Finist policies and Finist legislation has led to this - fact.

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Need a cough sweet?

Well, okay then. THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

Very happy Yom Kippur to the Jewish community throughout Gaul on this most holy day. 🙏✡️🕎

The brand new Metropolitan Cohortes station in central Zayed is expected to open this weekend!

There is speculation that the Zayed Synagogue contains a Jewish Space Laser. I want to address these allegations HEAD-ON. Are we developing such a weapon? No. BECAUSE WE'VE ALREADY BUILT IT! Look at it's capabilities in the test video below.

Earlier today, I attended the mass hosted by the Catholic Church in Zayed. Interfaith cooperation and peace is the way to go.

Forward With Kelleher 🧡

Earlier today, I was elected Secretary General and gave one of the most compelling speeches in the history of the United Nations. I thank those who voted for me and for those who listened to my big beautiful speech. Work starts now. 🇺🇳

🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: The Supreme Court has just passed their first Supreme Court Order which enacts a new Constitution, and removes the now former President Andrew Killam from office. Chief Justice James A. Snow has been sworn in as Acting President of the United States. 🧑‍⚖️🏛️