Don’t think presidents matter? A week ago, the news was about violent insurrectionists. And now? Mittens.

The new cali covid strain is harder on old people than Hollywood

sure, the skies are filling with cremation smoke but at least we can eat in parking lots 🤷‍♀️

Is Andrew from Bling Empire a hedge fund manager? Cause he’s manipulative as hell

LA opening up for outdoor dining like

nice day for a walk around the block for the 10000000th time

Forward this email to 10 friends or you’ll wilt ~~~,~~{@

Thanks for having me @femmbotphd! Tonight at 7:30 pm PT on YouTube

If you didn’t put any effort into vday, you’re still like White Castle (your girlfriend only likes you when she’s high)

King Cake Me 🤝 there’s a baby inside! *rejected pregnancy announcement

Tonight! 7 pm PT on Zoom, this show is gonna be funnn Adrian Obeso Mike Falzone Grady Pruitt bonfirealive.com/products/stand…

y'all I just put on a pair of black joggers and my husband asked why I looked so formal

Just a wife standing in front of her husband, asking him to check to see if the door is locked

So March we meet again you raggedy bitch.

🎵 Come come my lady, you're my sugarfly, butter baby🎵

The hardest part about being pregnant is not drinking wine 🥺 cause I dunno if the baby likes red or white

I don't like to talk about pregnancy loss but I will joke about it 💕

Beep boop banana poop!!! Ran this tweet by my baby and honey? We have a winner 💅

a beauty salon in beverly hills called Wax the Rich