Ann, you’re a fucking monster.

Ditto and extra demerit for “endearing” which this pathetic campaign definitely was not 🤓✏️

Did everyone always know about this function? It really has been a magical Summer of Discovery over here

Why do they stoke and elevate every kind of urban legend from 9/11 trutherism to people eating cats? Simple: so we’re not talking about Trump’s record of tax cuts for the rich, manufacturing job loss, and ending the right to choose.

It’s a straight up grotesque, losing strategy, reeking of desperation.

I’m so happy to be publishing Catherine Chidgey’s brilliant novel next year

Who here can find and send me the…blog post? Gawker item? from way back, when a young woman was standing behind Connie Britton in a coffee shop and imagined what she’d say to her?

Oh look! Donald Trump is embarrassing us in front of the world again. Remember this was every day during his Presidency?

Should be immediately disqualifying.

That’s “Governor Walz” to you, Senator Vance. Such a cheap move

Oh god this answer re China is a mess

Ok it took a while but Walz is hitting his stride

Moderator: "Vance, you said you'd overthrow the election in 2020. Would you do it again?" Vance: "Censorship is a problem."

Oh my GOD Trump did not peacefully hand over power

I’m not a baseball person but I I’m getting a contact high from the unalloyed joy of every Mets fan I know: go, underdogs!

"a fact that most Americans believe" does not make it truth