An Officer Fantasy: Before they can be commissioned as officers, all OCTs have to be cut tight as a drum by the MO. Their foreskins and frenulums are removed as a sacrifice to the nation. Their savage circumcision scars become a mark of identity, making them leaders of men.

PC's pov: During BMT if you're gwai lan (play punk), you tio kan (get fucked). Don't worry. We all belong to the strawberry generation. I'll go slow and gentle even as I reprimand you. And I'll use lots of lube and wear a condom too. After all, you're still new to the army.

Bottom: SAF scholar & OC in army Top: 3SG (NS) Early morning. Bottom: Fuck off! I need to hurry to camp. You just nutted in my mouth. I can't command my men with my breath smelling of your cum.

Why boxers are not allowed during BMT: Recruits during training should keep their Personal Equipment properly secured at all times.

How to minimize wet dreams in camp: Chao recruit, you say you're so shagged that you've no interest or time for sex. But your balls are busy making more babies all the while. With your balls so full, avoid lying prone while sleeping. Before you book in, always check clear.

Chao recruit, don't just lift dumbbells. Keep your cock up and lift those dumb-balls as well. What makes recruits garang during BMT is their Balls Making Testosterone non-stop.

Meet Cpt Ho, the MO, aka Dr HoMO. He's here to give a talk to recruits on the importance of masculine hygiene. After that, he'll personally inspect every recruit.

Before you report to CMPB (Check My Penis & Balls), do you check yourself in the mirror first?

This is how I feel when I'm having fun on a weekend and suddenly, mob (mobilization) is activated. I've to drop everything and report to camp asap. All I can do is clench my fists in frustration. 😔 Ruined orgasm. Burnt weekend.

Beware, chao recruit. Beware of the sneaky sergeant who tries to stun your muzzle or magazine or even the whole rifle while you're sleeping during field camp.

Meet this NSF from the HazMat team of the SCDF (Shoot Cum Defence Force). Is the boi juice that he spills also considered hazardous material?

Remember BMT when you were too shagged and shy and scared to jerk off in camp? Almost 2 years later, ORD mood hits you. You take your own shiok time to show off your Operationally Ready Dick.

Having gone through the pandemic, we're now used to tele-consultation. Why not tele-checkup? Instead of going to CMPB (Check My Penis & Butt), pre-enlistees log in to the NS Portal to record a video of themselves naked after hearing the order: "Pull down your underwear."

You can only imagine how much noise we make when the whole platoon is finally allowed to shower in camp after spending days and nights outfield. One big difference between us and those in the vid: we're fully naked.

Extra practice in the bunk to make sure that you don't screw up during parade.

Training to be soldiers Fight for our land Once in our lives Two years of our time Have you ever wondered? Why must we serve? Because I love my boi And I want him to be free to be free yeah!

When ORD mood is in the air, NSFs do crazy things they don't usually dare. Not bothering with Cover and Concealment, this NSF walks to his bunk completely bare, his Operationally Ready Dick contacted by the enemy and captured on video, but he fuck care.

To observe SAF Day, don't just renew your pledge to serve the nation. NSFs, stay 🔒 until National Day (for 40 days) as a constant reminder that it's No Sex & Fun while serving NS. You'll be 🔓 and given the order to fire when fireworks erupt during NDP.

During BMT my commander noticed that some of us didn't wear underwear while sleeping. Didn't he know that when we have erections several times a night, sleeping in tight briefs is so uncomfortable?

Just how dirty can your rifle get during range? Vid #1: Firing from prone position Vid #2: Rifle with buildup of carbon Vid #3: Rifle cleaned and oiled, ready for inspection, Sir!