My favorite part of Blood Meridian is when the Judge says "I'll be the Judge of that." and starts judging.

First of all, I wanna hear from the bottom official

Yellowstone? You mean MAGA Breaking Bad?

If I see one more think piece above how the left needs it's own Joe Rogan I'm gonna smash my penis flat with a hammer.

I, Dog with a Gun, officially nominate myself to the department of Whatever lets me drown this cartoon dog in a lake.

Will Howard is RATTLED

I've only disagreed with @ManAndBone971 heavily two times. 1. Last night! That was an egregious high stick call. 2. This is not the sin y'all make it out to be: #gotohell

I don't use this hellscape app much but it's very weird I'll never see posts from stove dialer anymore. RIP you absolute King.

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

The next time Timmy Hall🎙 loses a bet he should have to wear this shirt golfing.

We've entered a political landscape where the cum town boys' endorsement has more pull than Bill Clinton

Mr. Mamdani, I drew this picture of you beating me in the head with a large hammer. I’m very scared. What do you say to the BILLIONS of New Yorkers who are drawing similar pictures and getting scared of them?

Hey Grok you think about Jewish people are good?

What do you think Ryan Day is keeping in those massive eyebags? I bet he's hiding some nice candied walnuts in there. #OhioStateFootball #osuvsmich

If Tyvis Powell talked about whooping his kids five years ago he'd be fired