For a bunch of homophobes they sure do make bloody good chicken sandwiches.

Icebergs and Clouds are made of the same material.

If dating apps existed during a zombie apocalypse it would be swipe left for dead. #hashtag

*Going on a date with a non-furry* Her: Do you have any hobbies? What are your interests? Me:

When you notice a coworker at a furry con but you never revealed that you're a furry.

Why do full grown adults furries roleplay online? You have a car you don't need to do that anymore.

Hey Tim Walz. I don't know if you're still prepping for the debate, but if you want to intimidate and throw off JD Vance, show him this picture of the character Vee from the hit Disney show The Owl House in the form of a couch.

Megalopolis (2024)

It's Always Sunday in Philadelphia.

They call me the meme master.

Just discovered that using a combination of the letters b c d e i l n r in a certain order creates a word that means amazingly good. Incredible.

The reason they're called particle accelerators is because they accelerate the particles.

I ❤️ Steve Kornacki. He kind of dresses like SpongeBob. 👓 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 👔

I love cheese but my favorite cheese is shredded cheese because it's grate.

I should get a job at the media because I would have called the story Watergaetz.

Had a nightmare last night that I was a youth pastor. Instead of Fight Club it was called Church club. First rule of Church Club is to tell all your friends :3333 Second rule of Church Club is to treat others how you want to be treated ✝️⛪️🙏 #nomoremelatonin

We didn't realize at the time we were looking at a prophecy.

Dorothy: I want to go home with my dog Toto! Scarecrow: I wish I had a brain! Cowardly Lion: I wish I had courage! Tin Man: *cough cough* this aluminum face paint is suffocating me *COUGH COUGH* help me I'm dying

1. Polar Express 2. A Christmas Story 3. The Grinch 4. Home Alone 1/2 5. Six 6. Muppet Christmas Carol 7. ELF 8. Miracle on 34th Street (1947)/IAWL (1948) 9. Die Hard 10. Klaus 11. The (Santa) Clause 12. The Nightmare Before Christmas 13. Fargo 14. Rudolph