What do you see first?

Nigga peeled a watermelon with his bare hands, he top 5 negroes to ever fit a stereotype

some of you seem confused so- fuck ICE black lives matter free palestine no US imperialism trans rights acab end capitalism and that's the BARE MINIMUM

When Mamdani said his one and only focus was NYC, he meant it

do you love me or are you joking. is this a bit

The right dropped the Second Amendment faster than the sniper dropped Charlie Kirk.

War..... War never changes

gotta love glados

And whoever told me to use boiling water fck you btch.

Perfect. They will all be held accountable.

I have a friend who plays as this fat bastard in half of all his games and walks around the map going “Ough… I’m so hungry…” while stealing everyone’s farm and if you get mad he goes “Ouuughh… Just a tiny morsel. I need to be fed..”

made a pizza and sliced it like a psychopath because i remembered i have free will and can do whatever i want

if my fries came out looking like this and piled this high i’d go back into the kitchen and tongue kiss the chef

personally i think "john [name of thing]" is the funniest bit of all time

Crashed ice

new political strategy just dropped

BREAKING: A 99-year-old WW2 veteran in Minneapolis reportedly put an ICE agent in a chokehold today shouting at him, "I wasn't afraid of Nazis in France, and I'm not afraid of them in Minnesota either!"

Joe G 🚨BREAKING: I’m getting word of HIGHLY ORGANIZED CHILD SOLDIERS in GREEN SASHES with CUTE PATCHES, distributing Do-Si-Dos and CARAMEL DELITES to LEFTIST AGITATORS. They are going DOOR TO DOOR. SOROS FUNDED????

What REAL superheroes do #dispatch