I cannot fake any form of intimacy, I have to really like you to even hug you comfortably

Yall be joking about falling in love in two weeks and i do not

You hate men but you sleep with a man to show a man you hate men. Funny people.

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cutting off people is getting easier and easier

Kelebu is terrible lmao

Serial killer vs woman who has sex

lemme take a wild guess

Americans just be combining everything they see in the house.

Dating nowadays is a joke. You have to act like you don't care, wait hours to reply, pretend you're not too interested just so they don't think you're too available. God forbid you actually like someone and show it. It's not love anymore, it's all mind game.

my man my man my man my mannnn

Jokes on you, I like to end on bad terms so ik I won't miss you

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skillset I simply wasn’t born with.

I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest

Just found an article that disproves my entire thesis