the rest of y’all can keep your keys to the city, nashville outdid everybody

Swifties who stan Taylor Swift since 2010 🥺

Satan is "trending." I won't lie. He has been on a winning streak lately. As the dad of two young boys, it's scary to witness. Then I remember: Satan may attack & oppress you. But if you are in Christ, he holds no power over you. He always loses on a long enough time-frame.

*phone rings in middle of the night* me: *answers phone* hey this is josh with toxicology doc: hey josh we have a kid here with cyanosis, blue tongue, blue lips—uhh hold on a sec *whispering in background* me: ? doc: nvm they had a blue jolly rancher bye

Honestly why do people think that three-dollar wine is worth being a [insert insult of your choice] over

“Quick and easy meal for when you’re feeling lazy!” Then they chop an onion. Please man.

If I ran a hospital, I would have brand-name graham crackers, pillows in the ER, thermostats that staff can adjust in workrooms, free parking, and no McDonald’s on-site. Oh, and protected staff-to-patient ratios, an EMR that has clinician input, a transparent & reasonable

POV: You and your roommate have a cheap janky apartment and you’ve been reduced to whacking your oven when it makes noises and willing the powers of the heavens when the electricity goes out for the eight hundredth time because the landlord will fix nothing

I just don’t understand people who want our country to be Christian but don’t want our country to do Christian things. Like care for the sick, feed the poor, take in the refugee, and love the marginalized.

Can we please agree as a society to chill with the fireworks until the 4th? Or at LEAST the 3rd? Sincerely, Some Of Us Have To Work In The Morning 😑

Good morning Johnson & Johnson. Today's gonna be a long day, admin, and I'm sorry about that, but we need your bosses to stop pursuing a secondary patent on bedaquiline and keeping six million people from being treated appropriately for multi-drug resistant tuberculosis. Video at noon.

it happened :') #PatientsNotPatents thank you @JNJGlobalHealth

Man I love paying for good health insurance and still always being one bad medical event away from financial ruin

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done

1989 TV 1989 TV 1989 TV 1989 TV 1989 TV 1989 TV 1989 TV 1989 TV

I’d like to apologize to the person who thanked me and my brain got stuck between responding with “You’re welcome” and “No problem” and I just blurted out “Your problem!”

When we do not understand an abuser's capacity for deceit we make it is easy for the offender to continue in deception and sadly, often call it “grace”. If it lacks truth then it is not grace.

It occurs to me now that The Duck Song is an entirely too accurate representation of what it’s like to work in retail.

The Eras Tour has been the most meaningful, electric experience of my life so far and I’m overjoyed to tell you that it’ll be coming to the big screen soon 😆 Starting Oct 13th you’ll be able to experience the concert film in theaters in North America! Tickets are on sale now at

Okay but the difference between Taylor Swift and everyone else is that she actually listens to her fans and hears their ideas and wants. And she makes her content more and more accessible. She’s gonna be on the history books, up there with the same cultural impact as Elvis.