I was wildly unprepared for that earthquake so I drafted up some tweets so I can be ready next time

Whenever someone annoys me and I see a video of theirs on tik tok, I watch 3 seconds and then fully close the app Just so the algorithm thinks their video was so dogshit it scared me away

“Digital footprint” is a conspiracy made by ”Big Employment” to stop you from posting bangers. Never lose sight of what truly matters.

A squirrel in Santa Monica, California. Pic: Radstads

Do u guys like my new shirt be honest. twitch.tv/radstads

This is like if Secretariat ended with the horse getting put down and sent to hell

Drastically different Saturdays in the groupchat today

This might be the first pope to have tried a Baja Blast

Putting the same movie on as the guy next to me on my flight but fast forwarding 45 minutes so they’re perpetually getting spoiled

Accidentally became important at work and now I’m “the keeper of the cube” :/

Me when I drink coffee with whole milk and my tummy gets a little upset

LOOKING FOR A TIK TOK EDITOR - for main account - Send your portfolio or experience - someone who watches stream preferably - DM or Reply

This counts right

No one has ever hit the 9 button on the microwave with good intentions

huge day for annoying runners

Day 1 of getting into performative masculinity

I just got back from the rapture and literally no one knew you

Radstads had this on my mind:

Almost forgot it was bring your 45 pound tungsten cube to work day 🥳🥳

Does it ever drive you crazy, just how fast the night changes?