Just about time to bow down to our new ruler, Melanie Lynskey

The problem is, he can be funny, and she loves a good joke

And THIS is what makes America great

I’m confused by all these actors saying “I didn’t expect to win so I didn’t prepare a speech” when I have a speech prepared and I’m not even on a tv show?

It’s a GREAT day when you’re able to pay off your loans … on Animal Crossing

I think Danny Burstein should do one performance a week while drunk, and it can be called “Herbie: Fully Loaded”

Childhood me would be anatomically inspecting that Fiyero doll. But just out of curiosity no other reason!!!

“We’re opening doors…” 🎵

Obsessed with the fact that he multiplied by 100

Red, White, and Royal Tru(deau)

They’re having a battle of who can use the most Midwestern expression: “Christ have mercy” and “knucklehead” are battling it out for top spot currently

I’m gonna stop saying “good boy” in the bedroom and start saying “good girl Mara”

I literally can’t stop listening it’s SO good

It’s funny that, between the two leads of Chuck, one of them is cast in Handmaid’s Tale, and the other one believes in it

Sniffies is wild tonight

Me, crawling to the last standing movie theatre on November 22nd, while in the midst of a civil war: “I just… want to see… Peter Dinklage sing ‘Something Bad’”

Loooove that the Witches’ Road really is just the friends we make along the way

I am WHO I am and if YOU don’t like that then… *starts crying* I don’t know what else I can do 🥺

They should release the Oscar nominees at 12:00pm ET today

The world is so messed up, no one even wants to celebrate January 6th this year :(