Hello yes we are BACK at The Tetley Bar & Kitchen on Fri 15th April with @UhrFyi and, oh my word, Racket Ball live. It will be a very, very, good Friday. facebook.com/events/s/dont-…

Hello. Is this thing on? It's us. Hi. Is that you? Have you heard of Margarete Schütte-Lihotzky? Go look her up if not. You might be hearing more about her soon ...

45 grand a year ain't enough to afford your bills, says the Chancellor of the Exchequer. Let's do #ComeRoundForAWarm this winter. Be together. Heat a room. Take turns. Talk about stuff. Figure out how to beat these fuckers.

We have consulted the records, and this is the first proper Racket Ball gig for EIGHT YEARS. We've done some under other names, but we have not performed as Racket Ball since the Altai mountains called in 2014.

It's sometimes hard to keep up with things. Thanks if you saw us a couple of weeks ago with Darren Hayman and thanks to Sturdy for putting us on. Thanks also to @ArcticReviews for sharing photos. Hope to see you all again soon.

[tap tap] Hello. Is there anyone still out there? It seems this place is a sewer now. Or so we're told. The world moves fast, but we don't. We have some new stuff. Do you want to hear it? Press the heart button or reply or something.

"I do it" is an anagram of "idiot". Consider what you're doing, every now and again.

Anybody fancy a gig? We've written a new bunch of things and we fancy doing them in front of your lovely faces. Where's good to play these days that isn't going to cost loads? (We're old. All of our money goes on gas and blankets.)