Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

convinced that adults have totally forgotten how to have fun in conversation. every conversation is either "checklist catch up on life events" or "grave discussion of public events we must feel sad about". we've totally lost the sense of play. hold your beliefs loosely, laugh.

it's easy, 'dinner time' is 6pm unless you're posh or European in which case it's 8pm or 10pm, or it's Sunday in which case it's 1pm except on Christmas Day when it's 3pm or you're in a school in which case it's 12 noon

100% yes

What is going on with WhatsApp AI who comes to WhatsApp to write a poem or a *cover letter*??

I didn't believe this until I tried it myself

You take the upgrade and you spend your alone time thinking of a way to astound and delight your girlfriend/wife to the equivalent value

Apparently, one of the young hired guys on the farm complained to my husband that he came home from work and it was like the North Pole exploded on his house already. And my husband asked if he had done anything to prevent it? The guy was confused by the question. Then my

I like this trend too. ‘Just look at the degrees on these 4 generations of chicks’ (Also 15 children, not pictured)

Ariana Grande is the most insanely talented singer, mimic and actress alive and the biggest mystery on the planet is why her own stuff is so boring

Remember when Twitter used to be SO FUNNY? like 2012 - 2022 did all the funny people go to Bluesky ?

Oxford in the UK, too. At the weekend I was remembering a time in grad school where my friends and I spent the afternoon in a pub doing a ‘table read’ of a Shakespeare play just for fun