So. Keir Starmer moved Maggie's Portrait. Personally l think it's rather restrained. I'd have stuck it up Rees -Moggs fucking arse.

#ARSBHA Dear football commentators, stop with the Oasis puns and just call the fucking game.

Nationalise Ticketmaster.

Erling Haaland is more outrageous than dynamic ticket pricing. #WHUMCI #OASIS #oasis2025

Hi Liam Gallagher … 👀👀👀

#IREvENG Ireland 2-O Ireland

"Why the f*ck did I not just play attacking football"

The obsession people have with a national anthem is actually a mental illness. Country full of boot licking weirdos who seem to enjoy being classed as second rate to the elite. What an absolute bizarre mentality to have.

#ABCDebate No audience is properly weird…

Fact check: there are zero states where it's legal to abort a baby after its born #Debate2024

#Debate2024 #ABCDebate

#Debate2024 #ABCDebate “THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!!”. The bloke is legitimately deranged.

#Debate2024 #ABCDebate “I took a bullet to the head”

#Debate2024 #ABCDebate “THE WHOLE PLACE IS GONNA GET BLOWN UP!!” DERANGED.

So we’re now down to two centre-backs… Only one of which was here at the start of the season. Fucking Hell. #BuryFC

Medium risk to children - suspended sentence. No words.

Honestly? I’d rather be playing St Helens. FAR more important game looking at the table. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #BuryFC

Did #Diddy do it?

Whatever anyone thinks of the rights and wrongs of this, and whichever side you land on when it comes to the conflict itself, this is some extraordinary James Bond level shit. Pagers yesterday, walkie-talkies today… Smart watches tomorrow?!

#ATAARS Can we just say that the new Champions League format is shit please? 😴😴😴😴😴