#regionalvaccines thelastleg A Scottish vaccine called moansalot. It also protects you from Reecemogitis

piertotum locomotor #SkyVIp

#isitok that Ted Cruz snuck off to Mexico while the state he represents endures without power and freezing conditions for most of this week?

My ambitious plan to free the boat is to push a huge cotton swab up the canal

Hey M&S can Colin and Cuthbert be besties? We’re bringing back a limited edition Cuthbert and want to donate profits to cancer charities including your partners Macmillan Cancer Support & ours @teenagecancer. Let’s raise money for charity, not lawyers #caterpillarsforcancer.

Nice pants Joel Dommett

I think Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram just played Red Light, Green Light with Twitter. #DeleteFacebook

Thanks to KevinSmith & Marc Bernardin and thier #FatmanBeyond discount my balls will have a very happy birthday.

So Channel 4, will @VaxUK be paying for the additional airtime today?

Watching #CatsDoesCoundown and noticed Joe Wilkinson has very feminine hands.

Hey edgarwright don't you think John Cena would be perfect for Ben Richards? #TheRunningMan

Absolute scandal today Ronan Keating on #TheReflex on Magic Radio Xerox are photocopies not printers. I'm sure they make them but are not known for it. Get that Kiren back on!

It was Andy Williams Ronan Keating Harriet Scott Magic Radio

A message from the Metatron. This legend is missed. Cheers KevinSmith for creating this slice of fried gold.

Me coming home from the pub so pissed that I try to make myself some toast using my handbag instead of the toaster.

Just caught up on the latest edition of #BlackmanBeyond at FANCON SOCIETY with Marc Bernardin & Ross Marquand and it was like watching a multiversal version of #HollywoodBabbleon with Marc in KevinSmith's seat but with alot less filleting of the mic.

for all my fellow geriatric millennials. sound on

Like father, like son/daughter #snoochieboochies KevinSmith Jay Mewes Jordan Monsanto

I think Laura Kuenssberg should take a leaf out of Colin Mackay book. That was some excellent pressure on Rishi Sunak to actually answer the question. #respectdemocracy #ScottishIndependence2023

(NOT) Matt Berry calls Rishi Sunak unhappy about the food shortage