I don't know why it's required to send out "Save the Dates" when no one actually does save the date in question 🙄

No one ever explains to you how lonely it is being an only child as an adult.

Planning a wedding has just reaffirmed my suspicions that most people are really very incompetent and just barely making it through their lives.

Everyone: you'll change your mind about not wanting to have kids when you get older! Everything will make you baby crazy Me, at 32, hearing a kid say "Mom" and thinking it was a bird call: yeah, I don't think so.

I keep wondering when and where my complete and utter breakdown will happen. It's def happening soon.

In case you're wondering why mass shootings really peaked in the last 15 years...

Is it PMS or rewatching the last episode of The Good Place is taking it sleazy ? 😭😭😭😭😭

First time I’m seeing the City Connect Nats jerseys in person and I have to agree 🔥😍

So I should eat it, or...?

Overturning Roe and outlawing abortions will never make them go away. It only makes them more dangerous, especially for the poor + marginalized. People will die because of this decision. And we will never stop until abortion rights are restored in the United States of America.

Soooo if abortion rights at the federal level are unconstitutional, then saying weed is federally illegal is also unconstitutional. Cool, got it.

⁦Duolingo⁩ making sure I learn the important phrases 🐕

"There's not enough time in the day" = "there are not enough hours that I can properly love my dog."

Just to recap my day so far: Spent over an hour at the Social Security office for a 5 min interaction. Had my lunch stolen by an UberEats driver. Watched my Friday (also birthday) get bombarded with ad hoc meetings. Life is swell.

This dude is the mayor of Philly

Corporate lvl: having a full-blown meltdown in the bathroom. Corporate lvl pro: having a full-blown meltdown while also booking travel over the phone.

I’m sorry, a real Philadelphia Eagles fan would have shown up to that Chiefs game in a #0 jersey. 🦅🦅🦅

I thought being a strong female meant not changing who you were for someone. Hmmm. Guess I got a different memo.