Beard got too hot, going with fu man chu and maybe a ranger hawk. Scars be damned

Holy fuck I think I ate 25 wings and an entire walleye

A gantzel da. I had a pizza so fuckin good I can’t think of a real word to describe it

Me: if there’s anything you learn from this kitchen, son, it’s that you measure garlic with your heart. 16 yo: with my heart. Me: yes. Some recipes will tell you some nonsense of “1 clove of garlic minced” and that is a cold-hearted person. 16 yo: they do not understand the

AUSTIN PSA - Sunday night, between 1–2 a.m., our widowed neighbor — an elderly cancer survivor — was robbed. They kicked in her door, stole thousands, including handmade keepsakes from her late husband. The next night she stayed up, lights on, no door, terrified. We’re DONE. 🧵

WBS LFG

Rate fit now frens

Drunk purchases have me repping the homies hardcore tonight

Marine I deployed with three times named Kevin Lloyd is currently in the Hospital with a diagnosis of Stage 4 Colorectal Cancer that has spread to his brain and started eating away at his vision. The cancer is connected to toxic exposure to open-air burn pits, and the

Cleetus McFarland took a pair of Coyote powered standard cab short box 4x4 F150's and put a blower on one and twin snails on the other. Both are 9-second trucks.

Since starting work as a laborer 3 months ago, I’ve noticed a couple things change. I can drink 9 bottles of water and not piss, at all. My posture has completely changed. I walk like a roided out asshole. Not because I want too, it just sorta happened.

Seriously don’t come in my house. I can’t stress this enough, legally, the smallest round I can shoot you with is 20 guagege. Help me make this make sense. ((37 mm also totally fine)

Hey antibiotics, thanks, y’all guys are doing great. My toofus already feels better “Hey guy, you’re welcome, now let’s talk about how many times a day you’re gonna shit”

This was an industrial flex

Oh fuck yeah

How tf a dollar store burrito have me takin a solid shit for the first time since 2008?

I just brok something in the matrix I think

I doubt it but would anyone be interested in some northern cooking content?