Great to see the new fluorescent neo messaging system installed to Ashtead FC over the weekend. It’s currently showing as ‘Open’ but can easily be switched to ‘Closed’ by any one of the trained crew. Nice job 👍🏻

Got some hot reports this morning that this sand could be the starting of the Ashtead FC all weather pitch that some local residents were up in arms with. Looked to be over 34 quarts of shale in this first load 🏖

Looks like a further 84 quarts of solid state fusion shale were offloaded for the Ashtead FC all weather controversy this morning - keep it fresh

Reports coming in of a level 3 fly tipping up Ashtead Recreation Ground - did any one see the culprits over night ? #ashtead #flytipping #cuttingedgenews #lizztruss

Reports coming in of path sign vandalism using fluro green silly string, at the top of Padocks Way. We’ve not seen this type of attack since the mid 80s - 👀 keep em peeled

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Neighbour Hood Watch alerted us to this vandalism which looks to have happened in the early hours of Sunday morning on Ashtead Pond. From the trajectory there were tow of them and they were inebriated. Did you see anything? If so let us know - keep em peeled 👀

Ashtead Home Sales for 2022 looking to be the lowest on record for some time including 08-09 recession. Current velocity of sales would put the figure below 100 homes for the full year.

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Ashtead Property transactions 2022 down 42%. Market has significant down side of sales dropping 15% below 2008 financial crisis. Only 158 transactions completed and average prices fell circa 2% for 2022. Will 2023 be flat like the 08 crisis or further hampered by rate rises…

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Reports coming in of Lighted One Way sign damaged this morning down Cradocks . Did you see anything ? #keepthempeeled 👀

Reports coming in of level 3 graffiti down Ashtead Recreation Ground ( The Rec ) - if you know who done it please contact Mole Valley Beat (Surrey Police) Mole Valley District Council looks like a selfie

Reports from public earlier today from Ashtead Recreation Ground confirm gun shell casings scattered in the car park 👀🔫 did you see any suspicious activity? Keep em peeled

Got reports coming in from our local reporter , Keith , of some trainers found in Ashtead Recreation Ground , on the bench - if you know anything or recognise them give us a holla - they are grey

Small Remote Controlled Plane USAF looks to have crash landed in Ashtead Rec #keepempeeled

Good moaning Ashteadions , lots of rubbish down the rec this morning 🥺

Multiple reports of code 7 level littering up the top part of the Ashtead Rec this very morning. Sad times , keep them peeled

Anybody see a van fly tipping at rec top carpark this morning / overnight ? Looks like trade that’s done a kitchen refurb? Mole Valley District Council Surrey Police keep em peeled

Reports coming in of a UFO seen landing up Ashtead Rec. Witnesses described a scram jet hypersonic boom just before it crashed nr the playground. NASA and president Trump have been alerted #keepthempeeled