Just one more sleep until the Ellen is at the Grammar Table comes to the National Mall!! By this time tomorrow I may actually know how to properly use a semi-colon! Or is it semicolon? Maybe semi colon….😬 #GrammarAnxiety

The Ellen is at the Grammar Table took a hit to its credibility today after I was accorded the high honor of sitting behind it for a few minutes. All of my English teachers would have warned against allowing me anywhere near a beloved institution that provides grammatical advice to the masses.

Quick weekend trip to NYC to visit good friends and declare the 2024 holidays officially underway! #ChristmasSpectacular

Congratulations to Alison Starling, who reported great stories on the National Mall for 20 years. Look forward to seeing you back soon, as just a visitor!

This is precisely the chaos that happens when I attempt to talk about nature (and why I have long provided the disclaimer that I am “not that kind of ranger!”). Thanks for the laughs, @CraigMelvin!! #Today

Go home, cherry blossoms - you’re drunk! #ReleaseTheBeavers #NotThatKindOfChristmasTree #PrunusSubhirtellaAutumnalis

This monologue could use a little Will Smith action right about now. #GoldenGlobes #NoKoy

Stumpymania. #HailStumpy

Jeff and I headed to 7News DC today to tape a story with @Joy7News and Eileen Whelan on the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society fundraiser. We may have also made ourselves at home in the studio. For more on our adventure and an update on the campaign, check out pages.lls.org/voy/nca/dcmetr…

That’s a wrap on #Stumpymania after three weeks of frantic news coverage best reserved for, say, people walking on the moon. Thanks to my pal Faith Salie, who perfectly captured the story for CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 today. Watch it here: youtu.be/FiTcs5VdCJU?si…

Totality in Rootstown, Ohio. #MtnDewPitchBlack #Sweepstakes

He is just totally out of control. 🤦‍♂️

Time for an update on our Leukemia & Lymphoma Society fundraising efforts. And, yup, that’s me and pop chanteuse kesha. Click below to find the connection between the two (hint - the photo is from her granting Jeff’s Make-A-Wish Foundation wish). pages.lls.org/voy/nca/dcmetr…

Teaming up with Eileen Whelan to raise research funds for 伊藤佑愛. See the story below for how leukemia & lymphoma have affected our families and give here: pages.lls.org/voy/nca/dcmetr… Eileen Whelan and Mike Litterst champion the fight against blood cancer wjla.com/good-morning-w…

Was honored to be Chris Ullman’s (@FindYourWhistle) guest at the Baltimore Orioles game as he whistled the National Anthem on Wednesday night. Chris is a four-time Grand Champion in the International Whistling Contest.

It’s almost time!! 伊藤佑愛 gala is tonight! The flowers have arrived (donated by you know who!) and the tables are being set. The fundraising deadline is 5:00 TODAY - if you’re thinking about donating, please do it now! Please and thank you! pages.lls.org/voy/nca/dcmetr…

Sorry about the typo! It’s HEAT not BEAR. Also, the boil water advisory has been lifted! dcwater.com/about-dc-water…

As if a heat advisory AND a boil water advisory weren’t bad enough, now I’ve got to worry about BEARS on the busiest day of the year!?! I’m going home… 🤣🤣

China takes gold in men’s synchronized diving and 12-year-old boys everywhere smirk. 🤣🤣 #Paris2024 #OlympicGames

This #BachelorInParadise finale is a Wayne Brady appearance away from becoming Let’s Make a Deal.