🚨 Adidas have announced a new golden mask for Raiden if Nigeria qualifies to the world cup it is the first they've ever done for a player. [Source: LERRY POOJA!!!]

🚨 BREAKING: PHEDC have completed the new transformer installation for the stadium LIGHT SHOW. It *could* be unveiled vs Benin Republic

🚨🗣️ Victor Osimhen: “If you want us to decide the Ballon D'Or today (Nigeria vs Benin), let's decide it Today.” (source:POOJA!!!) Nigeria vs Benin just got even bigger 🔥

angelique kidjo - great republic of benin 🇧🇯 = 5 time grammy award winner. wizkid, burna boy, davido, laptop theif and ayra star- Nigeria aka "giants of africa" 🇳🇬 = 4 grammys

So pretty 🥹

Dem no Dey do am for Osogbo egbo, you still Dey Neolithic era. You can’t play.

And so do I live there 😳

I don’t live in Ayobo either but it’s more developed than Oshogbo abeg 🤣

Changed bio

Would I be gay for money? No. 😔

🚨 BREAKING; Sources now suggest that the most said word in Uyo is NK longer “Irapada” but “Polycule”. The Benin 🇧🇯 players are now wondering what it means. Does it mean that the Super Eagles 🇳🇬have “erection” in their eyes?

Touch down Benin boys ghen ghen then🇧🇯🇧🇯🇧🇯

Elewa, aka Baba Cotonou🇧🇯🇧🇯 Elewa don red-pill me finally, because… this is actually true 🥲

Good morning

Wow I’m really productive today. Second Substack. ALSO on Islam (kind of) scheduled for upper week Sunday.

Coachie

First date question; have you ever been or worse begged to be in a polycule?

I wonder how many people AI has whined into starting a crazy business in Nigeria, must be higher than 1🤣 this is so convincing omg.

Person call Osimhen Balogun of Uyo laugh wan kill me