An extreme socialist gold digger walked into a bar. What did the bartender say. Answer: “What can I get you madam Vice President?”

The recent Harris/Wahl interview with Dana Bash was only 18 minutes long while it was supposed to be 30 minutes. What happened to the missing 12 minutes?

Question: Does Joe Biden wear boxers or briefs? Answer: Depends

The Ministry of Truth is whirring! Thugs and anti-Semites are on the 1st floor, corporate news on the 2nd, the corrupt DOJ on the third, the DNC on the fourth, and Obama on the fifth. Pretty soon we will all believe 2+2=5.

An old physics joke: QUESTION: Why did the physicist remove the front door bell in his home? ANSWER: Because he wanted to win the NO-BELL Prize!

Another old Physics joke Two hydrogen atoms were talking. Their discussion went as follows: ATOM #1: “Oh my God! I think I lost my electron!” ATOM#2: “Are you sure?” ATOM#1: “I’m positive!”

QUESTION: How do you get House Minority Leader, Hakeem Jeffries to stop spouting nonsense? ANSWER: Tape his hands together!

Elon Musk and his coworkers at DOGE should be commended for their work in cutting government waste and improving overall government effiency. Unfortunately, the Democrats, who have done nothing along this line, are behaving like petulant children.

Vice President Vance’s speech at the Munich Security Conference was absolutely brilliant. I would strongly recommend that every freedom loving American watches it.

The behavior of Democrats during the President’s address to Congress was absolutely despicable. Their hearts are filled with hate, and they have no real concern for the benefit of Americans. Sadly, the party of President Kennedy is gone for good.

A TRUE STORY: My dog loves Chinese fortune cookies. Just yesterday, I gave him a cookie after carefully removing its fortune. While he was enjoying his treat, I decided to read his fortune. It read “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”

The Democrat’s RESIST movement opposes: 1. No tax on tips, overtime, and Social Security 2. Removal of criminal aliens from our country 3. The ban on trans men in womens‘ sports 4. Eradicating waste and fraud in government 5. Any commonsense move that President Trump makes.