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drank my first ever celsius on an empty stomach, would not recommend unless you’re into hearing colors and seeing sounds new slack msg is blue and car horns are red btw

my mom said she’d drive if your mom picks us up

if by “different” you mean “wrong” yeah i’m built different

y’all mind if i turn 27?

here’s a 10 year old screenshot in case you needed a reminder that i’ve fumbled bigger bags than you’ve even held

yay ❤️ that would be a major bummer

seeing moana 2 with the family tomorrow, kinda worried i’m gonna have no idea what’s going on cause i haven’t seen the first one

saw interstellar in imax and the guy next to me kept saying “wow!” and “that’s so cool!”

if you showed this to a victorian child and told them “They Orbed The Pope” they would combust

reminder: every day we are getting 1 more minute of sunlight than the day before by the end of january it is 2 more minutes :)

[me when i forget the word for pilot] what’s the deal with airplane dude

it'll damage your brain too

breaking news: according to my 15 year old brother it’s the year of the unc

just went to the smoke n head shop & they were all out of smoke

i have terrible news for the haters and losers, daylight savings ends on saturday

our emperor godking can’t get through 2 sentences without being interrupted by a standing ovation

We're so back. I'm playing S3 of Crypto: The Game See you on the island :)

oh to be a lifeguard getting paid to stare at the center of the known universe (work island)

how much of this is due to poland becoming the mitochondria of react native?

i like eating in bed because of the crumbs. like when i lie in bed at night on top of the crumbs it reminds me of when i was eating in bed earlier and i’m like yum <3