dylan (the runner) (@probwashedup) 's Twitter Profile
dylan (the runner)

@probwashedup

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2:14 marathoner. definitively washed up. private coaching

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calendar_today29-12-2020 17:17:20

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You DNF another marathon. Felt amazing through 18 miles, you tell everyone, wayyyy under goal pace. Just gotta figure out the fueling. The back of your bib said 'Tyreek could never' but nobody ever needs to know that now.

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if im not drinking enough water my gf hands me a decanter I took from a restaurant a few months ago and I get to drink water straight from it

Fish (@ciaranfisher4) 's Twitter Profile Photo

From being a stubborn middle distance runner who refused to move up distances in college to now soon to be marathoner in October, Dylan really helped make this transition easy I broke 70 minutes in my 2nd ever half marathon knocking off 1:50 off my debut time just 6 months ago

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thinking about how funny of a culture shock it was going to haverford college from berwick. i didn't even realize I was country by their standards but I said crick (creek) once my first week and everybody acted like I should be wearing a pair of those barrel suspenders

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i see no reason this shouldn't be the grand slam theme song. switch out every instance of space jam for grand slam and we have a banger

i see no reason this shouldn't be the grand slam theme song. switch out every instance of space jam for grand slam and we have a banger
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love when you finish a 5 mile easy run and strava declares your half marathon projection is now 2 seconds faster. whatever you say buddy

dylan (the runner) (@probwashedup) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ah man, Mr beast is keeping me in a 12×12 room with a treadmill until I produce a sub2:10 marathon, at which point I get a million dollars. It's presented by The Feed™️