Today’s sport is Brunch brought to us by the Queen @chrissyteigen — and I remembered to lower the rack this time so it didn’t burninate on the top 💁🏻‍♀️

FTLOG Roku YouTube I don’t know which of you is at fault here but I am officially sick of having to sign in to the YouTube app on Roku every damn day AND I HATE THE NEW SOUNDS SO MUCH, YOUTUBE

This is ..... hypnotic. And terrifying. All at once.

Walked into living room. Jack was watching something SUPER weird on TV, and clearly not Netflix or Hulu. “How the hell are you watching this?” “... Klomper.” And then we both laughed until we cried. Thanks, @marcmaron, for making that moment possible

Had a dream I saw a version of Hamilton featuring teenagers w special needs as a fundraiser for their program. A.Ham was, according to my subconscious, a young man with Down Syndrome. Songs were shortened but lo, it was glorious. Lin-Manuel Miranda: someday, I hope, this can be real. ❤️

Hey 🦗 you make me smile! #GISH #toothpasteportrait #helpmeobiwan

AITA for holding my newborn in a video for a class? bit.ly/3c1ge5L

Katie: Correct. Kathryn: You’re my parent & I’m in trouble or you didn’t read my email properly to see that I go by Katie. (Lookin’ at you, colleague of 15 yrs) Kate: You’re my mom, the only person whose voice can say “Kate” and get a response Katers: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Kathy: NO NEVER

👋 Meet our first #teacherspotlight of the year, Kathryn "Katie" McMillan @msmcmillanphs from Poway High School. Katie is a Poway Unified English teacher using @CanvasLMS Mastery Paths in innovative ways to customize learning for her students 👏🏻👏🏻 Read more below ⤵️ #PUSDinnovate

@k_e_lafferty #losingbattle

@k_e_lafferty I don't... I can't... I know.

@k_e_lafferty ha. I've had ZERO role in tomorrow so I'll not have much to contribute but see you then! :)

@k_e_lafferty BAH Hahahaha. I love the Oatmeal! And that's perfect.

Definitely wondered aloud to my sophomores how some of them had not yet been hit by buses for their obliviousness...

Im fairly convinced that the sound of "You'll Be Back" is at least partially inspired by "Herod's Song" in JCS⭐️. Yah or nah, Lin-Manuel Miranda ?

Just when I think I can't possibly love @jackiekashian more, I discover her obsession with #Hamilton... Saaaaaame.

Thanks to ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜƆ & Mandroid, I'm prepared to talk Quidditch to the Chargers petitioners who are now @ every grocery store in San Diego.

I guess Lush North America container-less Christingle solid just wasn't meant for a 100 degree heat wave in SoCal. Was lovely the literal ONE TIME I got to use it. :( (it made my whole bedroom smell good though, so... 🙃)

I could listen to ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜƆ talk to Joe Kenda for 47 straight hours and still be grinning like an idiot.

Thank you, Seth MacFarlane, for "Mad Idolatry." It's beautiful and thoughtful. And thank you for The Orville in general.