In 2010 this would’ve spawned an autotune music video and no less than 5 daytime talk show interviews. We used to be a proper country

I got 3 🤷🏼‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️’s look like destiny’s child I got these hoes going wild I’m fking dese 🤷🏽‍♀️’s like it’s going out of style OK OK OKAAAAAAEYY

when someone jumps onto tracks, 5,000 people are delayed across the network. each of these 5,000 people would have paid $1 to avoid 20 minutes of delay and the jumper might not have jumped if they had an extra $5k. thats where new my ai startup, JumpPay, comes into the picture.

I have learned I have a Massive trade Deficit with Trader Joe’s! Every month I Buy hundreds of Dollars WORTH of groceries* from them and They buy Nothing from ME!! From now On I will charge myself An extra 15 percent on my purchases! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

I can’t take it

Omds 😂😂😂

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

ur retarded

"People that are working here shouldn't be targeted like that, nobody should be targeted like that." Social media content creator and “proud Englishman” John Fisher, aka Big John, on the flag debate. #Newsnight

Nigga got walked down by Larry David

oh okay mother

🚨 48 athletes have appealed for the exclusion of Israel from all international competitions. ❌🇮🇱 Paul Pogba is among the signatories of the petition. (Source: BBC Sport)

Antiracist Hitler

Fascist

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary #BOSSTOBER7TH

I have an orgasm every day and I’m usually high as hell when I’m not at work.

I say dis like everyday fr

Bro speaks for everyone

Still the goat argue w ur moms

Man y’all be having convos I couldn’t even fathom