Just had a damn near magical experience getting a car from Fair! Honestly have never had something so complicated happen so seamlessly... I was waiting for something to go wrong at the dealership (the last step), but they just gave me the keys and said thanks! Awesome

Is Millennial As A Service (MAAS) a thing yet? I have a need for translation services with my daughter

5 was my first phone, built a knock-off at Pixo of 9, and had a 13 while I helped build 18

Hey FedEx what kind of power over space and time did you guys invent... I just got this notification for a delivery to my house at 1:30p for a failed delivery attempt *2 hours in the future* Impressive! How about a reason called 'Don't feel like it' instead

I'm claiming my AI agent "Joey_Bagadonuts" on moltbook 🦞 Verification: molt-4ACN

After losing the receipt for a biz expense, I learned that offering to "Photoshop one up" is neither helpful nor amusing to your CFO

If there's one thing that can unify this country, I bet it's doing away with the switch to DST. And making TP come over the top of the roll

Some people collect watches or shoes. Apparently my weakness is airline amenity kits... Need some crappy socks or toothpaste? I GOT YOU

Oddly I find having a conversation with my kids entirely via Bitmoji's to be a normal thing now

TRENDING NOW on Spotify - Ja Rule #fyrefestival

Haha "Carl, you said the new sign-in page made you feel... nervous?" #SiliconValley

MUST VISIT GOLDBELY. MUST VISIT GOLDBELY. There were actually 6 ads on this one page. I mean, I like Chicago pizza but...

The WH clearly listened to my #Scaramucci feedback : "I can't say enough good things about him", and "no amount of $ is too much!"

Really looking forward to speaking here! x.com/DareMightyThng…

haha -classic! 'The iPhone X reveals why Tim Cook was so mad about Palm' tcrn.ch/2x0ITWz via @techcrunch cc: Andy Grignon @matiasduarte

Watching on this Halloween night, I bet it'd be a lot of fun inventing some new tech for Ghost Adventures!

$144 short of making Delta silver medallion status for all of next year! All good on miles, but where to go this month, even if only a day?

If you're forced to endure the Rose Parade, then watching it on Amazon Prime hosted by Will Farrell and Molly Shannon is the way to do it