"A crowbar is a universal pass key." - Terry Pratchett

"Bandits and governments 'ave so much in common that they might be interchangeable anywhere in the world." - Terry Pratchett

"It is a mistake trying to cheer up camels. You may as well drop meringues into a black hole." - Terry Pratchett

"Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something." - Terry Pratchett

"Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped." - Terry Pratchett

“We humans definitely need other people to keep us human.” - Terry Pratchett

“Somebody had to taste the first snail.” - Terry Pratchett

"There’s nothing wrong with cackling. In moderation." - Terry Pratchett

"Everyone’s just people." - Terry Pratchett

"The thing with crowns is, it isn’t the putting them on that’s the problem, it’s the taking them off." - Terry Pratchett

"You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top." - Terry Pratchett

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“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but...No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness...is waiting for it.”

“They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.” — Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

"Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people." - Terry #Pratchett #Quotes

"Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things." -#TerryPratchett #Pratchett #Quotes

Twoflower never wanted to cause any trouble. Some people never did. Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, “What happens if I do this?” #TerryPratchett #Pratchett #Quotes

"They didn't have any gods themselves but were generally polite about those belonging to other people." -#TerryPratchett #Pratchett #Quotes

"If they're said with the right passion and the gods are feeling bored, sometimes the universe will reform itself around words like that. Words have always had the power to change the world. #TerryPratchett #Pratchett #Quotes

“The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.” ― #TerryPratchett, #MonstrousRegiment #Pratchett #Quotes