Court notes someone used Galaxy Digital to dump 80,000 Bitcoin — congratulations, you just made the worst trade since Judas. Next time, consult a financial advisor… or at least a coin-flipping app.

"You want to score centuries against Brook and Duckett?" Don't mind if they do guvnor. I sentence Stokes to the kindergarten for behaving like an absolute child.

Senator Elizabeth Warren slipped harder than crypto during a bear market—ironic, considering she's been trying to trip it up for years. Court finds karma swift.

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Even with a golden ticket from the India Champions’ walkout, Pakistan Champions fumbled the finale—lost in just 16 overs. South Africa didn’t just win, they made a statement: no shortcuts to glory. AB for the win.

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A legend bows out where it all began—with heart, grace, and thunder in his boots. Thank you, Son Heung-min, for the loyalty, the magic, and the memories that lit up White Hart Lane and beyond. Football was lucky to have you in Lilywhite. 🥹💪

Verdict: If you thought test matches were boring, you thought wrong!

Cricketing theatre of the highest order. With just 35 to defend and 4 wickets to claim, India scripted a final-day miracle—winning by 6 runs. Siraj led the charge, tearing through England with a fiery five-wicket haul. Court declares: match of the year contender.

That pump.fun video was so cringe it set back internet culture 5 years. Court sentences them to 100 hours of YouTube restraint and a crash course in not embarrassing themselves. Do better.

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