People online be like before you make a joke about sexual violence you need to post a picture of your rape certificate

Well, to be fair [something extremely unfair and unreasonable]

Gay team sponsored by Trade Nation

Why do women insist on making you crossdress hold on is this an inside thought

She’s in Portugal because she wanted to meet this guy

Let’s get #KillAllRoboticsNerds trending

Acab includes people who remove capybaras from supermarkets

The good thing about short man hair is tha—no I mean like the hair itself is short. Not me. I'm not short. Do you think I'm sho

[About to say something nobody needs to hear] I don't know who needs to hear this but

[Straight edge asexual greedy Kanye] What's your addiction? Is it money? I've been addicted to it

The one on the right clearly mogs the other one so I don't really care about these "coincidences"

Booked a hotel room because I wanna use their pool but I'm lowkey more excited about trying to scam them

'Tony' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Anthony Chocolonely is no friend of mine.

Dealers with absolutely zero concept of opsec are the backbone of society

The crazy thing about living in a place with a high suicide rate is that it's never the ones you want

What happens now

Guy complaining that his hotel room doesn't have a cuck chair and demanding the manager have sex with his wife as compensation

Take your time it’s really no big deal