“I went to my tanning place, and the cupcake shop right by it, and they were both closed.” “Yeah. Those are non essential businesses.” “What?”

me in 4th grade with all my webkinz

LETS GO DC COUNCIL!

Coworkers on Zoom: “How was your weekend?” “I watched everyone I hate make banana bread.”

i’m a savage 😈 yuh 😜 hope everyone’s having a good day

“Tie dye is the True Religion of our time. We will all look back in horror.”

Cinco de Mayo falls on a Taco Tuesday in the middle of a pandemic named after a Mexican beer.

This is Ellie. She made a friend at the pool today. Was wondering if they could have a sleepover. The little one’s parents already said it’d be fine. Both 13/10

CLTC 2 going crazy today! My guys came up big ❤️ Jack Goldman Gabriella Cohen Jared Simon Ashley Hays

tom ben 🤝 and jerry

This is August. She was born on April 24, 2000. That’s right, she just turned 20, making her the oldest known golden retriever in the world. She’s received so many good girl noggin pats over the years her color has been rubbed off. We’re giving Augie the incredibly rare... 15/10

For everyone asking “who is Stacy?” She was my pet hampster. She was a whore.

rain apparel should be normalized in our society! rain boots are the superior footwear, rain jackets are increidble and don’t even get me started on rain pants 🌧

the human is in a rush to leave. and needs me to use the bathroom. as quick as i can. but i have not trained for this. and historically. i do not perform well under pressure

We’re all about to start using our Borat accents again when the new movie drops....VERY NICE!!!

it is the spooky day

Webkinz Votes 2020! It’s an election year in Kinzville and you’ll be able to meet each mayoral candidate in the Kinzville Park throughout November! Learn more: bit.ly/35T1og1 ✅

according to my data. cuddles were up by 147% this year. hugs up 93%. and long hugs up by nearly 700%. while these stats with the human. may be hard to maintain. i think we should try

Crying 8 yr old boy to his mom: “Ahhhh I hate this! So much people!”