I feel like I've taken a 200 pound shit.

wow how'd they book Chris Gaines

Your lies murdered hundreds of thousands of people. You defended and took part in evil. You hated Trump before he threw you a gig. That’s on the record. You are the worst of the human race. Just that.

"WORST wax museum figures, ever?!?!?" #Seinfeld

…now the refs call PI?

hmmm

Such sad news—Cloris was insanely talented. She could make you laugh or cry at the drop of a hat. Always such a pleasure to have on set. Every time I hear a horse whinny I will forever think of Cloris’ unforgettable Frau Blücher. She is irreplaceable, and will be greatly missed.

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Grinning dinosaurs posing with the comet.

Perpetually aggrieved multi-millionaire narcissist frames scabbing as altruistic concern for the working man in order to satisfy insatiable need to express contempt for vulnerable transgender citizens and lob softballs to right wing wackos like Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro.

Holy sh*t. Watch this.

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Tim Couch just endorsed J.D. Vance.

Imagine your angry grandfather yelling “THEY’RE EATING DOGS IN SPRINGFIELD” with fake tanner on and then thinking wow I wish he were the president of the United States