I think we all have a little PTSD after almost 3 years of COVID. Everyone FREAKS OUT a little bit on the inside when someone sneezes or coughs in public...Like eww get away...

Your Popsicle Girlfriend is MAD at you and she's NOT going to tell you why. Maybe bring her some popsicles to cheer her up? I know you can get some at popsicleparty.art for 0.01 ETH. #NFT

It's still hot in Texas so it's Popsicle Party | MINTING NOW! time. This is my favorite. #coldhearted

I heard there is some person named "MONDAY" around here that needs their ass kicked. Point me in their direction so I can MELT their face off!

That smile you get when your Adderall prescription gets filled...

You ever wake up and go...OH SHIT! I'M LATE FOR WORK!!!

The look I give my wife when she says "We should save money and eat at home..."

UGGHHH! Why did you YAWN! Now I'm Yawning. I wasn't even tired until you got here...sheeesh.

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE! THE POPSICLE SAYS HELLO! Can you believe we actually made it to Friday? Hell Yeah dude. Let's PARTY!

On my way to steal your girl...I heard she's into guys with tattoos, Lime Skin, and some CREAM.

Time to clock out and do something reckless. Let's get this weekend started!

What's your best "hold by beer" story? Best story wins a Popsicle Party NFT. Please LIKE & RETWEET so all of your homies have a chance to relive their glory days. #NFTGiveaway #Giveaway #nft

GN Everyone!

Happy Saturday Handsome, How about you order us some breakfast and we stay in bed and CHILL.

Even though I lost my EYE in an unfortunate WAND accident, I still have so many reasons to smile.

Happy Saturday NFT family! Coconut Carl just wanted to say he loves you and hopes to see you again when he gets out of prison. What did he do you ask? OOOF, that's a long story. All I can tell you is that it involves a pitching wedge, ice cubes, and a stuffed buffalo. IYKYK. #NFT

Night Night Soldier. Remember, we resume operations at 0800. Don't be late or you'll be scrubbing the barracks again with your toothbrush.

When your significant other likes EXTRA beans with their burrito...Really kills the vibe.

When someone utters the phrase "Don't you have school in the morning?" BRO! Don't kill my vibe! If I want to stay up until 2am eating POPSICLES, that's my business!

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! We're going down! The only place I see to land is right into MONDAY! HOLD ON! WE'RE COMING IN HOT! #NFT