Candy Wife of the Day: Brandi Maxxxx from Parks and Rec

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The Karolinska Institutet should be ashamed of itself.

Anybody get random sitcom gags stuck in their head? Every time I see anyone talk about Jack Reacher, all I can think about is this Jack Reacher porn parody from Parks & Rec- “𝓑𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲 𝓲𝓼 𝓘𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓷𝓭”

Detectives and FBI investigators ignoring the evidence watching Gone Girl #AmericanNightmare

All the authoritative men in the case of #denisehuskins failed her, except the one woman who was not even involved in her case, officer Misty. Men are in every level of government and fail women at every level. #AmericanNightmare

Misty Carausu is a hero & everything law enforcement should be. 🙏🏽 But Mat Mustard, Andrew Bidou, Kenny Park & David Sesma are a disgrace, a stain on the entire department and should be penalized immediately. Vallejo Police Department FBI Vallejo POA Dublin Police #AmericanNightmare

Just watched the Stormy Daniels special out on Peacock. Highly recommend.

Do you respect an artist's intellectual property rights, living or deceased? You should. Prove it. Pass AB1836! Ash Kalra 🌱 Diane B. Dixon Assemblymember Rebecca Bauer-Kahan Asm. Isaac G. Bryan Assemblymember Damon Connolly AsmMattHaney Brian Maienschein Assemblymember Tina McKinnor Assemblywoman Blanca Pacheco @AsmKateSanchez @EGReyesCA Marie Waldron

We'll be reporting out results in each race once the AP estimates at least 10% of the vote is in. We do this to avoid drawing bad conclusions based on tiny numbers of votes ... call it the Brandi Maxxxx rule.

There you have it, folks: Mara Marini, who played Brandi Maxxxx on Parks & Rec, endorses "the Brandi Maxxxx rule" for why you should never read too much into very early returns on election night

Voting for a President in America be like "choose one"

That’s not how abortion works, Donald. This is the man who wants to control your health care access and he never fails to lie about abortion and reproductive health care. Almost like he’s seriously unqualified. #Debate2024

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I’m nothing if not consistent… 🤓 Words With Friends

As an American-Canadian, is perfection. 😢

Leslie had the parks, Brandi had the recreation… Thank you, so honored, Parks and Recreation 🥹 #BrandiMaxxxx youtu.be/CsWjrs5oVeM

During Watergate, people lied for Nixon & it looked as if he might get away with it until the truth came out via the tapes. That is why talking to Ghislaine Maxwell or having Pam Bondi give her version of the Epstein files is useless. The only solution is to release the files.