Face masks don't work, so please stop hoarding them or else medical professionals will not have access to the stuff that doesn't work.

Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.

Jerry gets paranoid about his girlfriend’s past when her iPhone automatically connects to the wi-fi at Newman’s apartment.

Jeff Bridges bowled the first pitch, and The Dude showed he’s still got it. atmlb.com/1u8xAS7 John Capps Chris Morris @lydiacapps

Arrived on the square in Tompkinsville. Going to be a perfect day! Arrive by 9:00 to get a glimpse of #TeamComer The event starts @ 10 CST

#kysen grimes' performance may be the most cringe-worthy I've seen. At least she got her slogans and talking points in #facepalm

Hilarious Mashup Illustrates How Many Country Hits Are Pretty Much The Same Song savingcountrymusic.com/mashup-illustr…

TBH, the main reason I like microservices is that I feel like my method calls are too fast and I’d prefer to throw in some latency.

@KYComer has a plan for all Kentuckians with real details, not just talking points. jamescomer.com #kygov #TeamComer

I wish Azure Support would stop minimizing widespread outages on their status page. It's all broken guys - not just portal logins.

Azure Support John Brewer Then why does your status page still have a green check mark next to Traffic Manager?

#BRCMF

Sanders movement is idiotic. "Sure, he's an old sponger pushing discredited evils responsible for 100M dead. But at least he's sincere!"

Twice in a row Republicans nominated the only presidential candidate in the field who couldn't make the election a referendum on Obamacare.

"The road to despotism is paved with ‘fairness.’”

Looks like "Dissent Is Patriotic” again.

I always get so excited when we wait to hear what our monarchs have decided for our lives. #SCOTUS