Me flexing for shorty that likes anime

Nah no way that was an accident 😂

When my DoorDash food is wrong

Her: I have kids, can you handle that? Me:

When I get 100 views

When you see your “friends” having fun together on Snapchat

When my mom comes to my new apartment for the first time and sees a single molecule of dust

*Auntie gets too drunk at the Christmas party and starts twerking* Me:

When Grandma visits and you don’t immediately grab her bags

Me: Let’s prank call someone The friend that takes it too far:

Me: Let’s prank call someone That friend with no chill:

If “anybody can get it” were a person

When you took a major L but tell everyone you won after

Why her bbl smell like that 🤢

Hopefully the clock turns back to when there was a dollar menu

MySpace says we’re so real. I got 6 close homies, and 2 girls I wanna smash. If you don’t see yourself amongst this 8, we not cool like that

Fuck it I’m locked in

If she don’t apply pressure herself she don’t like you like that playa

The island boys are really this tiny… embarrassing 😂

The island boys slapping people reminds me how tough they are NOT