an olympic sport I can get behind

I...I wanna munch...?

Uh oh it's time for another ✨ bathroom selfie ✨

Our @ContrivancePod podcast live show starts at 2:15 at Rose City Comic Con! Come to rooms E141-144 to hear us talk about weird, dumb, and/or horrifying superhero gadgets. #RCCC

My portrait gallery continues to grow, and now I finally have a post-transition one! Shoutouts to @argentsignal (2021), Danielle Corsetto (2015), and Iron Spike (2009).

Yesterday was my 2-year HRTiversary! (HRT stands for "hormone replacement therapy", the medication process used by some transgender people to make their bodies better match their gender.) To mark the occasion, I finally made a transition timeline. Been feeling pretty good!

Jab & Vaxter, hip and edgy video game mascots to get kids into immunization #MBMBAMLive

HOW IS YOUR BACKYARD BARBECUE, THE SMITHS? PRETTY GOOD, IT DOES NOT SEEM! #MonsterFactory #Halloween

#TAZLive #SaveHootieAndTheNannies Also Train is here I guess

You couldn't fit one more person, Chipotle??

Today is #TransDayOfRemembrance. This isn't just a historical thing; trans people of all kinds still face a higher risk of violent assault, on top of many mental health issues exacerbated by intolerant jerks. Be an ally. Be kind. Use someone's pronouns. You could save a life.

I'm in this!! 🏳️‍⚧🎉🏳️‍⚧

Dearest Bulbasaur, I humbly apologize for the misguided and completely baseless claims that you are "bad." After minutes of reflection I've come to realize that you are an amazing Pokemon and I'm truly sorry for my attitude for the last 7 years. (1/2)

Hey it looks like I'm going to GDC this year! Anyone else going? Any San Francisco fun time recommendations?

Just saw Letterkenny Live's first post-COVID show, and it was amazing!! Everyone was great, but special shoutouts to Evan Stern and Tyler Johnston for nailing the skids' dance moves and 100% embodying their characters!

I need work! Looking for software engineering jobs, either in Portland, OR or remote. I have over 10 years of experience across the full tech stack and would love to come work with you. 💜 (And please share if you know anyone else whose company might be hiring!)