She’s actually really funny

WHERE DID THEY GET THE RED PICK UP? also: Please don't be AI, please don't be AI.....

We used to be a proper country

so real

What would the threshold be for the size of a COVID wave so big that they'd actually mention it in public? I'd say a complete collapse of 20+ hospitals, a travel ban from Europe and somebody on the cabinet dead. it would take all 3 to get anybody there now to say the word

I don't think I could throw a ball that far with a lacrosse stick.

"Lt. Gen. Jerry Carter had dropped out of college and was working at McDonald’s digging through a dumpster to find a customer's keys when he decided to enlist."

It never got the traction it deserved, but one of the all-time Takes on here was “the insurance industry is collapsing because it’s not issuing new policies in my neighborhood, which is a place called Lava Zone 2.”

Lee Corso is 17-0 when picking the USC Trojans ✌🏻

"He will receive the Order of Lenin for this!"

Literal end of an era in the Navy, story by me. Navy pilots no longer have to land on aircraft carriers to get their Wings of Gold. They now qualify in upgrade training for their 'grey jets.' Last class to hit the carrier was March 2025. taskandpurpose.com/news/navy-airc…

is that good?

Thanks to all the other film and TV studios that submitted bids. HBO won out thanks to their track record of producing serious, ambitious, morally ambiguous television series, and their willingness to let me executive produce.

First wave of the year 👋 Hawkeye Football

What teams will the ACC poach when the SEC folds? 🤣

Mood most days

The downfall of Alabama started when Kalen DeBoer took over Nick Saban's office and transformed it into a T-Mobile store

Best part of this is the "4)" that starts it off

RT if your team is the only FBS team to never play an FCS team 🖐️✌🏻

He would never, ever EVER stop saying the C word