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I’m in support of husbands working 90hrs a week so someone else can stare at the wife 🥰

Ok but only if the recommended treatment is death 😣

How much to pay to X to remove somebody else’s blue tick? 🤭

How come u have grey tick moduji?

What is this Pokémon they keep talking about in Delhi called Pakkachu. They keep saying yeh toh pakkachu hai.

Pretty sure Cinderella just wanted to be in bed by 12 and catch up on her sleep but the guy didn’t want to accept it and weaved a whole ass story around it.

Me: i don’t know what to do 😩 Him: what you can do is… Me: don’t tell me what to do 😣

Daily reminder for self: it’s spanakopita that I enjoy eating not spina bifida 😔

Arguments are won by the one who has zoned out and is thinking of a funny meme whilst still giving you a death stare

Great to see Ranveer Singh in Pataal Lok season 2 as Bittu Rehman.

Late night drives are fun.. until your fake eyelashes fly off and end up on your boyfriend’s eyes instead

Aiyo, itna kachra? Jhaadu bhi laga lena.. Elon Musk

Motivated people are psychopaths. Just sit down and cry every night like the rest of us.

Just came home from seeing All We Imagine As Lightbulbs aka my colleagues lol

IIT Baba, have you any skill? Yes sir, yes sir, 3 bags of weed

Why are forehead frown lines called 11s when I have a friggin barcode up there??

Good to see Jim Sarbh at Trump’s swearing in ceremony

Calls with customer care are a real time warp. I think I may have aged 15 yrs in the last 45 mins.

The way it’s going we will soon need birth control for geeks producing A.I.

Too much AQI is indeed bad for health. I know, coz it hurts when everywhere I go people say - Aye, kyu aayi??? 😔