Pep, you really are a 🔔 end sometimes. What disjointed load a of dog shit this is… and no one can be surprised. #mcfc

We turned down £75m for Savinho 😆 we’d be lucky to get that for Bobb and Savinho combined. Championship level stuff out there tonight.

We had a 4 goal gap

A list of players that became flops when they signed for Man United: Paul Pogba - £89m Antony - £86m Harry Maguire - £80m Romelu Lukaku - £75m Sesko - £73m Sancho - £73m Hojlund - £73m Mason Mount - £60m Di Maria - £60m Ugarte - £51m Fred - £47m Martial - £43m Onana - £43m Van

Sign Ben White for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £40m on Timber. Sign Calafiori for £40m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Hincapie. Sign Ramsdale for £30m. Is he too dumb? Go and drop £30m on Raya (in the last year of his contract). Sign Jesus for £45m. Didn’t work? Go and

@bbcradiocornwall We are In Porkellis near Helston. Our village has been without power for 24 hours now… and told it will not be back on until 8pm tomorrow

United fans crying about City getting an “easy draw” in the same season they were knocked out of a cup by Grimsby fucking Town, is quite something.

What the actual fuck. That is up there with one of the most ridiculous decisions I’ve ever seen. VAR get in the bin. Atrocious decision PGMO hang your heads in shame

Can well agree that Dan Burn is a clueless, blinkered pundit. Just admit you’re wrong and grow up. Don’t sit doubling down - you’re making yourself look like a bellend

ABSOLUTELY DISTGUSTING FROM TREADDUR BAY TOM TAYLOR SHOULD GET BANNED FOR LIFE DISGRACE!! CPD Porthmadog FC🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Wow. Must be bad if Piers is fighting back.

Call it an overreaction, but he ain’t wrong. The team on paper is better than all those teams we’ve failed against. THE. TACTICS. ARE. WRONG

Look forward to seeing all those who came for Angela Rayner’s £30k stamp duty mistake show the same outrage over Nigel Farage failing to declare £380,000

SEVENTEEN TIMES he has been found to have breached the MPs code of conduct. 17 TIMES. Please like and retweet if Reform UK's Nigel Farage should resign. #PoliticsLive #PMQs

Just to through the lies again from last week Ryan

You'll want to be sitting down for this bit. Water companies are currently £82.7 billion in debt, have paid themselves £85 billion in dividends, leak over a trillion of litres of water per year, dump sewage for almost 4 million hours per year, have been convicted of over 1,200

Akanji brain fart there again. Glad to see normal service has resumed. #ucl #inter

How can a keeper who is 6ft 5in be so absolutely fucking horrible at catching the ball. Just jump, man. Horrendous!!

🔥BREAKING🔥: Commentator match notes leaked before this weekend's Man City v Chelsea game. #MCFC #ManCity

Great game of football but what the actual fuck is Kompany wearing? #ucl