(High) So, Afghanistan- height of the Soviet Occupation okay? I have to tail this guy (low) calls himself Skull Face (high) I go to check on the guy and (low) he gives me vocal chord parasites (high)it's some grand revenge plot, but heres the thing- (low) Im not even the real me

People always bring up its stupid because the game gives you a companion who is immune to radiation. That is incorrect, the game gives you THREE companions who are immune to radiation lol

“eichel and the tkachuks have great chemistry” yeah not the first time they worked together

I love how the absence of Skylar somehow prevents Lalo from dying

Porn addicts seeing two guys fighting to the death: yo why am I lowkey getting a boner

Ant is still KAT’s best teammate even tho he’s on a different team 😭😭😭

the No New Games brothers

I ventured into Twins Reddit and was immediately accused of billionaire fellatio for telling them to go to Twins games if they enjoy Twins games

teams that are inexplicably worse than expected usually give you signs as to why

elmo realizing some people just can’t be taught the alphabet

“Tom Wilson fought a guy at the Olympics,” is, all things considered, not that shocking. “Tom Wilson fought a guy at the Olympics and everybody agrees he was right to do it,” is downright crazy. A plot twist no Caps fan expected.

3 biggest faces of my sport and its commissioner are all Mossad agents coo

The NBA is on a mission to shove Zionism down our throats.

Imagine being an nhl player and going all the way to milan to play in the olympics just to still have to see wes mccauley officiate your game

They hated my man for trying and now look where we are now

bruh thats las plagas

KD

His fat ass talking about eating lol

Bro went to Hogwarts