Son you are 18 now would you rather inhale toxic fumes or stare at excel for 8 hours a day

we complain about climate change however. i am genuinely concerned that without extreme fluctuation, any and all conversation will be threatened and then. then friendships and relationships across Britain will simply wither into nonexistence

This new year I am all about positive outlooks toward life

Aimé Césaire, Discourse on Colonialism:

crazy to think that donald trump has a belly button too

me, a lioness, to you, a lion: baby i think you should get a micro-fringe

what if you were too busy praising your kids just the right amount and you forgot to teach them fire safety

at the feminist rally straight up dworkin it

may the fourth be with you is how people with lisps say it all year

if i could choose my own name as pope i’d go with poppadom

i think the new pope should do a crowd surf

me writing an essay will b like….stay tuned to find out lesss

not too worried about microplastics….theyre so tiny after all…kind of cute even