Hm..

It's just I could have sworn it was the older sibling's job to tease, and the younger's to be a general annoyance.

Or you could admit that you're spinning tales.

Our roles are reversed here, Pasha, we could be tearing apart the fabric of the universe by being like this.

You're a child, so I very much doubt that.

Mhm..

Can you hear that? I could have sworn I just heard the seams of the universe tear a little.

That was a disbelieving mhm.

Are you sure, Pasha? Because I hear it as clear as day. A riiiiiiiiiip.

Should have gone with what you thought.

You avoid the soul shattering disappointment when your hopes and smashed into tiny pieces.

You do?

It would have been if I hadn't put and instead of are.

It ruined the entire mood of my point.

No, no, Pasha. I can really hear it, our universe as we know it is being torn, we must remedy it.

Oh it most likely is, and if we're not quick we will have no universe left.

Well, it's true.

That's not how it works, Pasha.

exaggerating much?

that's not to say you can't be quite dramatic yourself, pasha.