My Tan is getting to the border of “step out of the vehicle and put your hands behind your back” which is insane cause I’ve always been a “thank you officer” kindve guy.

Smoke eaters party going strong Johan Rojas FC said stop by your first citywide (Milwaukee beat and quality house) is on him. PHL Sports centel got ja rule on repeat. Kenzo Kev is already nodded off the oxys. Feels just like the old times stop by!!

Can anyone stop by Lou’s sportsman with some muscle relaxers the Budweiser just isn’t taking the edge off Kenzo Kev

My future ex wife told me to stop using her new boyfriend’s name on X or she’ll not let me see my kids. I think this nick name fits me better especially after a Sunday funday at the union tap Kenzo Kev

There’s no way you can respect him Kenzo Kev I’ll take Holloway any day in a rematch

Rest in peace Hulk Hogan I remember back in 93 me and Kenzo Kev were coming off a 3 day oxy and tullamore dew binge and watched you win the WWF championship. We were so excited we grabbed a bag and didn’t leave chickies Robbins till the next week #crabfries

Sudsey offically has fallen off the wagon… don’t tell my parole officer PHL Sports centel Kenzo Kev Johan Rojas FC Armando Vance “The Big Yurr” Patrall Steve “Slime em’ out” Stevens Brady “Big Shoe” Snackwell Barrett “Big Tuna” Thompson Mickey “The Meatwhistle” Murdock

I think my proudest moment as a Philadelphia sports fan is when Ivan Provorov wouldn’t warm up in a rainbow jersey. #flyers #broadstbullies

Watching happy Gilmore 2 doing the same thing I was in 1996 when the first one came out, Cialis Vicodin and Rolling rock. Something’s just never Change!

Might be a crazy take but happy Gilmores wife is just as hot in the second one as she was in the first #happygilmore

Cig dox #dox

Petr Yan after constantly beating the “washed” allegations: #UFCAbuDhabi

Happy Sunday me and Kenzo Kev already are down at the Delaware next to Maggie’s a case of Busch and 3.5 p*rcs deep. What’s everyone else’s Sunday plans? Johan Rojas FC Mickey “The Meatwhistle” Murdock Steve “Slime em’ out” Stevens Brady “Buisness” Boober Tommy Lane Rusty Feinberg

Johan Rojas FC live feed at the Phillies game getting some action with an absolute grenade. Come on Rojas, keep it at home #PhilliesvsYankees #fightins #hornyphils #bronxboobsuck

Kenzo Kev I found our old buddy Tommy “needles” Thomas down on the ave today. Guess they finally let him out of friends. Told me to tell the fellas he says hello then proceeded to ask me for a chicken sandwich and a hand getting back in the chair (isn’t getting either)

Just caught Steve “Slime em’ out” Stevens trying to sell is food stamps for money. Rookie move I just trade mine for p*rcs

Couldn’t agree more

Terrible Wednesday for me fellas Kenzo Kev threw me out of Lou’s sportsman yesterday ( said no lines on the bar) Brady “Buisness” Boober fucked my favorite ex wif. Rusty Feinberg and Johan Rojas FC robbed my Vicodin stash. Please someone help me