Really enjoyed watching Thor.

How the fuck do you lose an ice tray in a 1 bedroom flat? They exist only in the freezer or the washing up. Where can it be?!

I'm on a mother fucking boat bitches.

Enjoyed 'the artist' but felt the last 30seconds were just unnecessary.

@craggyclimb Hi does the Guildford shop stock the Black Diamond Chaos Harness?

We're deploying the G-Men for 12/12/12! RT to be in to win 1 of 12 collectable figures! #CasioXmas

#mbfgc I think that baby is dead...

@SalewaTeam What type of boots are compatible with the ALPINIST ALU WALK ?

@JamesLammas youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfO…

@JamesLammas Just to keep you up-to-date with latest results…..

@JamesLammas Laura Smith 🥑 too bloody right we never got it....

@JamesLammas Saw this and thought of you . Laura Smith 🥑

@JamesLammas cheers buddy!

@tescomobilecare I am an existing customer with a normal sim. can i get a new nano sim for an iPhone 4s?

@tescomobilecare I currently have a 'normal' sim in a 3GS, so yes, it's a micro sim that i need. thanks.

@tescomobilecare Yes there is one nearby.

@tescomobilecare Thanks. Will they be able to just give me a new sim or is it something i'll have to buy?

#Kanye sounds like Brian from confused.com #Glasto2015

Half a million people can't get a train today because a handful of employees are fighting over who gets to press a button. #southernstrike