Just got an ass-kicking from the global warming gods. Tried to place my poached egg on top of my avacado on toast and it just slid right off onto the floor. I'm sorry for buying avacados!!!! I won't do it anymore!!!!!!

Is there any debate???? It's obviously 2??? When u wear a tie you don't wear it under ur chin it rests at the bottom of ur neck???? So oBviously??? A brachiosaurus would wear it as shown in image 2????????

new CDC guidance suggests you don’t go wasting your devotion and to instead lay all your love on me

SpongeBob

when we’re all vaccinated and the pandemic is over

crying over job rejections for positions I didn't even want lol!!!!

Thinking about this picture of a cow I took at the precise moment sunlight broke through the clouds and put misslady under a lil spotlight

Cinnamon toast crunch shrimp tale saga, gross but also can't look away

help I can't stop listening to the lofi version of dear katara and it's making me sad but also relaxing me

Conservatory plant bedroom - not a want, a need

Lipstick on the glass!!!! Phenomenal Wolf Alice

What are they selling????🍫🍫🍫

#livunigrad !!!!! :o

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First gig of the year Wolf Alice, all my photos are crap but entertainment 10/10. Thx for playing Bros for me and my bro kmo🌻✨, and for any of the lovely people who were stood near us, we found Ken 💘

Looking for a #ForwardsBristol ticket for today if anyone is selling 🤠🤠

Fiddle me this! That was a joke y'all. Hope I made ya laugh!